[MUSIC]
>> MORNING, CARLY.
>> MORNING.
>> HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE?
>> MORNINGS?
>> YEP.
>> THAT'S NOT YOUR LOCKER.
>> THEN EXPLAIN THIS.
I TRADED WITH ARTHUR GRADSTEIN.
>> WHY WOULD ARTHUR
WANT YOUR LOCKER IN BETWEEN
THOSE TWO BIG SWEATY WRESTLERS
WHO FIGHT ALL THE TIME?
>> HE DIDN'T,
WHICH IS WHY I GAVE ARTHUR
FREDDIE'S LOCKER
AND MADE FREDDIE TAKE MINE.
>> I'M TELLIN' YA,
THIS IS AN ILLEGAL MOVE!
>> YEAH, BUT THAT'S DIFFERENT
FROM THIS!
>> UH, GUYS, SERIOUSLY--
>> THAT'S THE SAME THING,
DIPWAD!
>> DIPWAD?!
>> OKAY! OKAY! TIME OUT!
OKAY, SERIOUSLY GUYS!
YOU'RE CRUSHING MY SACK LUNCH!
THIS VIOLATES SO MANY RULES!
OH, STOP IT YOU GUYS!
OH! THAT HURT!
GET OFF!
>> HEY!
THEY'RE GIVING AWAY FREE MEAT
IN THE PARKING LOT.
>> FREE MEAT?
Both: PROTEIN!
>> OHH!
LOOK WHAT THEY DID
TO MY PUDDING CUP!
>> GIVE ME YOUR HAND.
>> CARLY.
>> WHAT?
>> JAKE KRANDLE
AND STEPHANIE JEFFERS BROKE UP!
>> THEY BROKE UP?!
HEY, IS IT TRUE?
>> YEAH.
THEY BROKE UP LAST NIGHT.
>> WHICH MEANS THAT JAKE KRANDLE
IS SINGLE FOR THE FIRST TIME
SINCE THIRD GRADE!
[ALL SCREAMING]
>> WAIT. WAIT.
WAIT A MINUTE!
SO WE'RE ALL
GONNA LOSE OUR MINDS
JUST 'CAUSE ONE OF US
HAS A TINY CHANCE
TO DATE JAKE KRANDLE?
[ALL SCREAMING]
>> DID THAT ANSWER
YOUR QUESTION?
>> AND SHATTERED MY EAR DRUM.
>> IN FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO.
[MUSIC]
* I KNOW YOU'LL SEE,
SOMEHOW THE WORLD
WILL CHANGE FOR ME
AND BE SO WONDERFUL,
LIVE LIFE, BREATHE AIR,
I KNOW SOMEHOW
WE'RE GONNA GET THERE
AND FEEL SO WONDERFUL,
IT'S ALL FOR REAL,
I'M TELLING YOU
JUST HOW I FEEL,
SO WAKE UP THE MEMBERS
OF MY NATION,
IT'S YOUR TIME TO BE,
THERE'S NO CHANCE
UNLESS YOU TAKE ONE
AND THE TIME
TO SEE THE BRIGHTER SIDE
OF EVERY SITUATION,
SOME THINGS ARE MEANT TO BE,
SO GIVE ME YOUR BEST
AND LEAVE THE REST TO ME,
LEAVE IT ALL TO ME,
JUST LEAVE IT ALL TO ME *
[MUSIC]
>> IT DOESN'T MATTER.
IT'S MORE THAN JUST COOL.
IT'S REALLY COOL!
>> PERFECT, HE CAN'T SEE US.
>> I KNOW. SHH.
Jake: [LAUGHS]
>> OKAY, IT'S SO NOT LIKE ME
TO GET ALL CRAZY ABOUT A HOT GUY
LIKE JAKE KRANDLE.
>> BUT?
>> BUT, OH, MY GOD, HE'S SO HOT
I WANNA BAKE COOKIES ON HIM.
>> I'D EAT THOSE COOKIES.
IF YOU LIKE HIM SO MUCH,
GO SAY HI TO HIM.
>> WHAT?
YOU CAN'T JUST SAY HI
TO A GUY LIKE JAKE KRANDLE.
WHAT IF HE SAYS HI BACK?
THEN WHAT DO I SAY?
>> JUST SAY, UM,
"SORRY I HIT YOU IN THE HEAD
WITH AN APPLE."
>> WHY WOULD I ASK--
>> OW.
>> CARLY DID IT!
>> YEAH--WAIT.
>> UM, I THINK
YOU ACCIDENTALLY THREW THIS
AT MY HEAD.
>> YEAH.
APPLES CAN BE SLIPPERY.
STUPID FUJI.
WELL, I SHOULD PROBABLY
GET TO CLASS.
>> WAIT.
>> OKAY.
>> YOU'RE CARLY SHAY, RIGHT?
>> YEAH. YES, I AM.
HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?
>> FROM YOUR WEB SHOW, iCARLY.
>> YOU'VE SEEN IT?
>> YEAH, YOU'RE REALLY GOOD.
IT'S WEIRD, I KINDA FEEL
LIKE I'M TALKING TO A CELEBRITY.
>> THAT'S WEIRD
'CAUSE I KINDA FEEL
LIKE I'M GONNA THROW UP.
>> FOR REAL?
>> NO, NO, IT'S FINE.
I MEANT THROWING UP
IN THE GOOD WAY.
>> OH, RIGHT.
RIGHT.
SO, WE SHOULD HANG OUT SOMETIME.
>> [GULP]
>> SOMETHING WRONG?
>> NO, I JUST SWALLOWED MY GUM.
BUT, YEAH,
WE SHOULD TOTALLY HANG OUT.
MAYBE YOU COULD COME BY
MY HOUSE, AND I'LL SHOW YOU
WHERE WE SHOOT THE WEB SHOW.
>> OH, YOU SHOOT IT
AT YOUR HOUSE?
>> WELL, APARTMENT.
I GUESS IT'S MORE OF A LOFT.
IT HAS AN ELEVATOR.
>> YOU'RE REALLY FUNNY.
>> YEAH, WELL.
>> I'LL SEE YOU AROUND.
>> YES, YOU WILL.
>> WHAT DID HE SAY?
TELL ME EVERYTHING!
>> HE SAID
WE SHOULD HANG OUT SOMETIME!
[BOTH SCREAMING]
ACTUALLY, I FEEL THAT TEACHERS
SHOULD GIVE US MORE HOMEWORK.
>> MORE HOMEWORK
AND MORE DISCIPLINE.
>> YES.
>> DISCIPLINE IS VERY IMPORTANT.
I THINK IT'S A PRIORITY
IN SCHOOL.
[BOTH SCREAMING]
[MUSIC]
>> SO, THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE
YOUR BODY?
>> WELL, YEAH.
YOU KNOW, IF I LOOKED LIKE THIS.
>> IT'S LIKE YOU'RE TWINS.
SO, WHY NO HEAD?
>> THAT GOES ON LATER.
OKAY.
YOU READY TO SPLATTER PAINT?
>> OKAY.
>> AND--WAIT.
WE NEED MUSIC.
>> YEAH, WE DO.
[TURNS ON STEREO, SONG PLAYING]
>> OKAY. READY? ON THREE.
ONE--I CAN'T WAIT!
>> LIKE THIS?
>> YES.
YOU'RE THE SPLATTER MASTER.
TRY CLOSING YOUR EYES.
>> INCOMING!
>> YES. FEEL THE MUSIC.
BE THE PAINT.
>> HOW CAN I BE THE PAINT?
>> PAINT DOESN'T ASK QUESTIONS.
GET SOME PINK.
[DOORBELL CHIMES]
>> I GOT IT.
>> OKAY.
[TURNS OFF STEREO]
>> OH, HI, JAKE.
[GASP] JAKE!
>> HEY,
I WAS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD--
>> WAIT HERE!
>> LISTEN, IF THIS IS A--
>> WHAT'S GOIN' ON?
>> I HAVE
TO MAKE MYSELF ATTRACTIVE!
[MUSIC]
>> HOW'S IT GOIN'?
>> WHY ARE YOU HERE?
>> OH, I JUST STOPPED BY
TO SEE CARLY.
>> OKAY.
THERE, YOU'VE SEEN HER.
NOW, WHY DON'T YOU
JUST SCURRY ON OUTTA HERE?
>> HEY. SORRY ABOUT THAT.
>> OH, NO, WORRIES--
>> IT'S OKAY, CARLY.
I GOT THE SITUATION
UNDER CONTROL.
I WAS JUST ASKING JAKE HERE--
>> COME ON IN, JAKE.
>> LOOK, I REALLY DON'T THINK
IT'S SUCH A GOOD IDEA
TO BE LETTING THIS GUY IN.
>> YOU'RE THE BEST.
>> I MEAN, HE'S JUST SUCH A--
YEAH.
JUST KEEP KISSIN' THOSE FROGS,
CARLY.
THIS PRINCE CAN WAIT.
[MUSIC]
>> SO, YOUR OLDER BROTHER
IS ACTUALLY SHAPED LIKE THAT?
>> NO, NO. HE HAS A HEAD.
>> HEY.
LOOK, I FOUND HOT PINK
AND ORPHAN BLUE.
THE SADDEST OF ALL BLUES.
>> YEAH. UH, SPENCER,
THIS IS MY FRIEND, JAKE.
JAKE,
THIS IS MY BROTHER, SPENCER.
>> OH, HOW'S IT GOING?
OH, I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T.
>> YEAH, DON'T.
UM, I'M GONNA TAKE JAKE UPSTAIRS
AND SHOW HIM
WHERE WE SHOOT iCARLY.
>> YOU TWO GOING UP THERE ALONE?
>> SPENCER.
>> OKAY.
BUT REMEMBER,
I COULD POP UP THERE
AT ANY MOMENT, LIKE A NINJA!
OH.
>> UP HERE.
LET ME GET YOU A RAG,
AND AS FAR AWAY FROM HIM
AS POSSIBLE.
>> A NINJA!
[MUSIC]
>> AND THE THIRD FLOOR.
>> NICE.
IT'S WEIRD,
THIS ROOM LOOKS SO MUCH BIGGER
ON THE INTERNET.
>> YEAH.
THE INTERNET
CAN DISTORT ROOM SIZE.
>> HEY, SAM'S REMOTE.
>> WOW.
YOU REALLY DO WATCH iCARLY.
>> YEAH.
THIS CONTROLS
ALL THE SOUND EFFECTS, RIGHT?
>> THAT'S IT.
OH, DO IT.
YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.
[DRUMROLL, CYMBAL CRASH]
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
[STOPS MUSIC]
>> SWEET.
WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THAT SONG?
WAS IT, UH, "BRAKE LIGHTS"
BY CUDDLE FISH?
>> IMPRESSIVE.
I DIDN'T THINK
ANYBODY KNEW THAT SONG.
>> I DO.
THAT WAS ONE OF THE FIRST SONGS
THAT I--
[CAR ALARM BLARING]
[CAR ALARM STOPS]
>> SORRY.
WHAT WERE YOU SAYING?
>> JUST THAT THAT WAS
ONE OF THE FIRST SONGS
I TAUGHT MYSELF TO PLAY.
>> YOU PLAY GUITAR?
>> AND SING A LITTLE.
>> REALLY? 'CAUSE SAM AND I
HAVE BEEN TALKING
ABOUT MAYBE HAVING LIVE MUSIC
ON THE SHOW.
WOULD YOU WANNA DO A SONG?
>> DEFINITELY.
WAIT, LET'S CHECK AND MAKE SURE
YOUR AUDIENCE IS INTO IT.
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
WELL, LOOKS LIKE I'M SINGIN'
ON iCARLY.
UH, IT FELL.
>> I LIKE IT BETTER
ON THE FLOOR.
[MUSIC]
>> [MUFFLED] HELLO?!
CARLY, IS THAT YOU?!
>> NAH, CARLY'S UPSTAIRS
GETTING...
READY FOR THE SHOW.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> MAKING A PLASTER CAST
OF MY HEAD TO PUT ON TOP
OF MY BODY SCULPTURE!
>> OF COURSE, YOU ARE.
WHAT ARE THE TUBES FOR?
>> WELL, SINCE I'M GONNA BE
IN HERE FOR 12 HOURS
WHILE THE PLASTER DRIES,
THIS TUBE IS FOR BREATHING,
AND THIS TUBE
IS FOR FOOD AND DRINK.
>> NICE.
WELL, I'M GONNA LEAVE NOW.
>> WAIT.
BEFORE YOU GO, WOULD YOU MIND
POURING SOME COFFEE
DOWN MY DRINK HOLE?
>> SURE.
WHAT ARE FRIENDS FOR?
[COUGHING]
>> OKAY,
THAT WAS MY BREATHING TUBE.
[GROANING]
[MUSIC]
[TUNING GUITAR]
>> SO, YOU'RE TALL,
YOU'RE AN ATHLETE,
EVERY GIRL IN THE SCHOOL
THINKS YOU'RE HOT,
AND NOW YOU'RE A MUSICIAN, TOO.
>> I GUESS.
>> CAN YOU FLY?!
>> ACTUALLY, MY UNCLE'S A PILOT,
AND HE'S BEEN GIVING ME
FLYING LESSONS--
>> OH, FORGET IT!
I'LL BE WITH MY TRIPOD.
>> DO YOU KNOW
HOW MANY KIDS CAME UP TO ME
AT SCHOOL TODAY FREAKING OUT
THAT JAKE'S GONNA PLAY
ON THE SHOW?
>> I KNOW.
IT'S GONNA BE HUGE.
WHAT?
>> WOULD YOU HAVE EVER BELIEVED
THAT JAKE KRANDLE
COULD BE IN LOVE WITH YOU?
>> HE'S NOT "IN LOVE" WITH ME...
YET.
[ELEVATOR BELL RINGS]
>> CINNAMON BUNS, CINNAMON BUNS,
CINNAMON BUNS, CINNAMON BUNS.
>> WHY DO THAT?
>> I'M CHECKING THE MICROPHONE
AND THE ACOUSTIC RESONANCE IN--
>> WHOOPS, DON'T CARE.
>> SO, WHAT TIME
DOES THE SHOW START?
>> IN ABOUT A HALF HOUR.
BUT, LISTEN,
SINCE WE'VE NEVER DONE
LIVE MUSIC ON THE SHOW BEFORE,
FREDDIE WANTS TO DO
A SOUND CHECK.
SO, YOU MIND RUNNING
THROUGH A VERSE?
>> LET'S GO FOR IT.
ALL RIGHT.
THIS IS A SONG I WROTE MYSELF,
ESPECIALLY FOR iCARLY.
HOPE YOU GUYS LIKE IT.
[PLAYING GUITAR]
[OFF-KEY] * YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL,
I NEED THE WORLD TO SEE *
[OFF-KEY] * YOU'RE MY MIRACLE,
JUST TAKE THE TIME
THAT YOU NEED
TO BREATHE *
HOW WAS THAT?
[FREDDIE CLAPPING]
>> AWESOME.
I CAN'T WAIT TILL WE GO LIVE.
[MUSIC]
>> SO, FREDDIE, DID YOU GET
A GOOD SOUND LEVEL,
OR DO YOU WANT ME
TO SING ANOTHER VERSE?
>> PLEASE, DON'T.
>> NO.
>> YEAH, WE GO LIVE
IN ABOUT 20 MINUTES.
>> SO, MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO
DOWNSTAIRS AND GET CHANGED.
>> RIGHT.
I GOTTA GO PUT ON
MY SINGIN' SHIRT.
>> YEAH!
>> YOUR SINGIN' SHIRT!
YOU GO DO THAT. LATER.
WHOO!
[ELEVATOR BELL RINGS]
Jake: * YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL *
>> WELL,
I THINK WE KNOW THE RESULTS
OF THE SOUND CHECK.
DID IT SOUND HORRIBLE?
Both: CHECK.
>> YOU GUYS, THIS ISN'T FUNNY.
>> DID YOU NOT HEAR HIM?
>> 'CAUSE IT WAS PRETTY FUNNY.
>> STOP IT.
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
>> UH, WE'RE GONNA TELL HIM
HE CAN'T SING ON THE SHOW
'CAUSE HE SOUNDS
LIKE A PILE OF POO.
>> I CAN'T JUST--
I CAN'T JUST TELL HIM
HE'S TOO POO-ISH
TO SING ON OUR SHOW.
>> CARLY...
>> I LIKE HIM,
AND I THINK HE KINDA LIKES ME.
AND IF I TELL HIM
HE'S A TERRIBLE SINGER,
IT'S GONNA RUIN EVERYTHING.
>> BUT IF YOU DO LET HIM SING,
EVERYBODY'S GONNA HEAR IT
AND THEN VICIOUSLY RIP ON HIM
FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE.
>> AW, MAN! WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
THE ELEVATOR!
>> RIGHT. WE'LL PUSH HIM
DOWN THE ELEVATOR SHAFT.
>> I'LL DO IT.
>> WE'RE NOT GONNA PUSH
THE HOTTEST GUY IN SEATTLE
DOWN AN ELEVATOR SHAFT!
>> YOU SAID THE ELEVATOR--
>> I MEANT
WHEN HE GETS IN THE ELEVATOR
TO COME UP HERE,
WE KILL THE POWER
SO HE CAN'T GET OUT.
THEN HE'LL BE STUCK IN THERE
WHILE WE DO THE SHOW.
>> AH, OKAY.
>> HE'LL THINK IT'S AN ACCIDENT,
I WON'T HAVE TO TELL HIM
HE'S A LAME SINGER,
AND NOBODY'S FEELINGS GET HURT.
>> WELL, CAN'T WE LOCK HIM
IN THE ELEVATOR
AND HURT HIS FEELINGS?
[MUSIC]
>> YO, JAKE.
>> SHOW STARTS IN 15 MINUTES.
>> YEAH,
YOU BETTER GET ON UP THERE.
>> AWESOME. LET'S DO IT.
>> WHOA, WHOA.
WHERE YOU GOIN' THERE, PARTNER?
>> JUST GOIN' UP TO DO THE SHOW.
>> WELL, DON'T TAKE THE STAIRS.
>> YOU DON'T WANNA GET
ALL SWEATY
IN YOUR FANCY SINGIN' SHIRT.
>> NO, NO.
>> RIGHT.
I'LL TAKE THE ELEVATOR.
>> YES.
>> THERE YOU GO.
>> DO THAT. ENJOY ELEVATING.
[ELEVATOR BELL RINGS]
>> YOU GUYS AREN'T COMIN'?
>> OH, WE'LL BE UP
IN A FEW MINUTES.
>> UH...AFTER WE...
>> UH, BLOW OUR NOSES.
>> YEAH.
CAN'T DO A WEB SHOW
WITH A NOSE FULL OF GOO.
[BLOWING NOSES LOUDLY]
WHERE'S THE BREAKER PANEL?
>> BEHIND THE ROBOT PAINTING.
>> WHICH ONE'S FOR THE ELEVATOR?
>> THE RED ONE.
[ELEVATOR STOPS]
THERE.
Jake: HEY! WHAT HAPPENED?!
>> UH, I THINK
THE ELEVATOR GOT STUCK AGAIN!
Jake: YEAH, IT'S NOT MOVING!
>> WELL, DON'T WORRY!
WE'LL GET YOU OUT OF THERE!
>> EVENTUALLY!
COME ON.
[PHONE RINGING]
>> I GOT IT!
[RING]
[GROANING]
[RING]
HELLO?
[MUSIC]
>> HEY.
>> HI.
>> IS JAKE TRAPPED?
>> LIKE A MONKEY IN A BOX.
>> WHY WOULD A MONKEY
BE IN A BOX?
>> WHAT AM I, A MONKEY EXPERT?
>> BUT YOU JUST SAID--
>> HOW MUCH TIME
TILL THE SHOW STARTS?
>> NINE MINUTES, 20 SECONDS.
>> COOL. OKAY.
WHEN IT GETS TO THE PART
WHERE JAKE WAS SUPPOSED TO SING,
WE'LL JUST IMPROVISE
AND TALK ABOUT SOMETHING FUNNY.
>> LIKE FREDDIE'S HAIRCUT.
>> I HEARD THAT.
>> YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO.
>> OKAY, WHEN THE SHOW STARTS,
PUT THE CAMERA ON ME
AND THEN SAM WILL COUNT
WHEN I--
Jake: HEY, I GOT THE DOOR UP!
HANG ON!
I'M OUT.
>> AWESOME.
>> YAY.
>> WE THOUGHT
YOU'D BE STUCK IN THERE
FOR A WHILE.
>> ME, TOO.
BUT I FOUND
THIS LITTLE EMERGENCY TRAP DOOR
AT THE TOP OF THE ELEVATOR,
CLIMBED UP,
SQUEEZED MYSELF THROUGH IT,
AND HERE I AM.
>> THERE YOU ARE.
>> YAY.
>> SO NOW YOU CAN BE
ON THE SHOW.
>> YEAH. GOOD THING.
I DON'T WANNA DISAPPOINT
MY GRANDMOTHER.
>> YOUR GRANDMOTHER?
>> YEAH.
SHE'S NEVER
HEARD ME SING BEFORE.
SO, WHEN I TOLD HER
I WAS GONNA BE ON YOUR SHOW,
SHE WENT OUT AND
BOUGHT HER VERY FIRST COMPUTER.
Both: AWW!
>> YEAH. SHE'D BEEN SAVING UP
FOR A NEW FOOT,
BUT WATCHING ME SING
WAS MORE IMPORTANT TO HER.
>> YOUR GRANDMOTHER
ONLY HAS ONE FOOT?
>> UH-HUH.
>> WHAT HAPPENED
TO THE OTHER ONE?
>> UH, SHE HAD THIS CAT,
FORGOT TO FEED HIM.
I DON'T REALLY LIKE TO TALK
ABOUT IT.
>> WE GO LIVE IN SIX MINUTES.
>> OOH. I'D BETTER GET SET.
>> OKAY.
UH, WE'RE GONNA GO CHECK
THE LIGHTING IN THE HALLWAY.
>> WHO CARES ABOUT THE LIGHTING
IN THE--WHOA!
>> WE CAN'T LET JAKE SING
ON THE SHOW.
>> YOU WANT HIM
TO DISAPPOINT GRAMMY ONE FOOT?
>> YOU WANT HIM TO BE HUMILIATED
IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE WORLD?
THE BOY CAN'T SING.
>> SO?
HALF THE POP STARS ON THE CHARTS
CAN'T SING.
THEY FIX THEIR VOICES
WITH COMPUTERS OR SOMETHING.
>> YEAH.
TOO BAD WE DON'T KNOW
A COMPUTER GEEK
THAT'LL DO ANYTHING YOU ASK.
>> NO.
>> CAN YOU FIX HIS VOICE OR NOT?
>> YES.
BUT I'M NOT GONNA DO IT.
I'M NOT GONNA HELP TURN
"MR. AWESOME"
INTO "MR. TOTALLY AWESOME."
>> PLEASE.
>> NO.
>> PLEASE.
>> NO.
>> PLEASE.
>> IF I DO, WILL YOU KISS ME?
>> NO!
>> THEN NO!
>> AW, COME ON!
>> I'M GONNA PUKE
ALL OVER BOTH OF YOU.
>> FREDDIE.
>> JUST ONE LITTLE KISS
ON THE LIPS.
>> NO.
>> CHEEK?
>> NO.
>> NOSE?
>> NO.
>> OKAY, FINE. I'LL DO IT.
>> THANK YOU.
>> LET'S GO.
[MUSIC]
>> AND NOW...
>> ON iCARLY...
>> WE'RE GONNA DO SOMETHING
A LITTLE SPECIAL.
>> CARLY AND I ARE GONNA START
PUNCHING EACH OTHER IN THE FACE.
>> THE ONE
WITH THE LAST TOOTH WINS.
>> WE'RE JUST KIDDING.
>> WHAT WE ARE GONNA DO
IS OUR FIRST EVER
LIVE MUSIC PERFORMANCE
ON iCARLY.
>> YEAH, WE ARE.
>> SO SIT BACK, KEEP
YOUR HANDS OFF THAT MOUSE...
>> OR TRACKPAD...
>> AND GET EXCITED
FOR OUR SPECIAL GUEST,
JAKE KRANDLE.
[CHEERING]
>> HOW YOU GUYS DOIN'?
THIS IS A SONG CALLED
"WHATEVER MY LOVE,"
AND I'D LIKE TO DEDICATE THIS
TO MY GRANDMOTHER.
KEEP ON HOPPIN', GRANDMA.
[PLAYING GUITAR]
>> GET READY.
HE'S ABOUT TO SING.
>> I GOT HIM.
[COMPUTER BEEPING]
>> [OFF-KEY] * YOU'RE SO
BEAUTIFUL,
I NEED THE WORLD TO SEE *
* YOU'RE MY MIRACLE,
JUST TAKE THE TIME
THAT YOU NEED *
>> IS IT WORKING?
>> * TO BREATHE *
[IN TUNE] * AND NEVER MIND
THE THINGS I'VE DONE,
YOU MAKE ME FEEL
LIKE I'M THE RISIN' SUN *
>> AWW. PRETTY.
>> * YOU MADE ME FEEL YOUR... *
>> I'M KIND OF THIRSTY.
>> * AND SHOW ME
IT'S ALL RIGHT *
>> WHERE IS MY PUNCH?
[SIPPING]
[COUGHING]
WHAT FLAVOR PUNCH DID I BUY?!
>> * AND YOU'LL ALWAYS BE *
>> GIVE ME THAT NOSE.
>> * YOU'LL ALWAYS BE THE ONE *
>> YES! YES!
THAT'S MY GRANDSON!
THAT'S MY JAKEY!
YES! YES!
[THUD]
[MUSIC]
>> OH, I HATE MORNINGS.
WHY CAN'T SCHOOL START
AT, LIKE, 2:00 IN THE AFTERNOON?
>> AND END AT 2:04?
>> YES.
SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS.
UH-OH.
>> THAT'S JAKE'S EX-GIRLFRIEND!
WHY IS HE KISSING
HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND?!
YOU DON'T KISS
YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND!
THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT
OF THE "EX"!
>> SORRY, KIDDO.
>> I'M GONNA GO TALK TO HIM.
>> YOU WANT BACK-UP?
>> I'M GOOD.
>> HEY.
>> OH, HEY, CARLY.
>> HEY, JAKE.
>> YOU SANG SO AWESOME.
>> CALL ME.
>> OR ME.
[GIGGLING]
>> NICE.
>> I KNOW.
I'VE BEEN GETTIN' THAT
ALL MORNING.
>> YEAH, YOU'VE BEEN HAVING
ALL KINDS OF FUN THIS MORNING.
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> WELL, WHEN I WALKED IN,
I KINDA NOTICED
YOU AND STEPHANIE.
>> OH, YOU SAW THAT?
>> YEAH.
>> LISTEN, I REALLY THOUGHT
WE'D BROKEN UP FOR GOOD,
BUT SHE SAW ME SING
ON YOUR WEB SHOW,
AND THEN SHE CALLED TO TELL ME
HOW GREAT SHE THOUGHT I WAS,
AND LOOKS LIKE
WE'RE KINDA BACK TOGETHER NOW.
>> OH.
AWESOME.
>> YEAH,
BUT I GUESS THINGS HAPPEN
FOR A REASON, RIGHT?
I'M BACK WITH STEPH,
AND NOW I DON'T FEEL WEIRD
ABOUT GETTING BETWEEN YOU
AND FREDDIE.
>> ME AND FREDDIE?
FREDDIE AND I AREN'T DATING.
>> COME ON.
I SAW YOU KISS HIS NOSE.
>> WELL, YEAH,
BUT WE'RE NOT DATING.
[BELL RINGS]
>> LET'S ALL GET TO CLASS.
>> I'LL SEE YA AROUND.
>> BUT IT WAS JUST A NOSE-KISS!
AW, COME ON!
IT WAS STRICTLY NASAL!
>> HI, CARLY.
HI, SAM.
I LOVE iCARLY.
OKAY, OKAY,
CHECK OUT WHAT I CAN DO
WITH MY EYES.
[CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY
PEOPLESUPPORT
TRANSCRIPTION & CAPTIONING]
[OVEN TIMER DINGS]
>> MMM!